This post is exactly a year late. As I performed the ceremonies associated with Avani Avittam, an annual occasion for brahmins to replace their sacred threads, I (and as I found out later, my friends’ circle) was reminded of last year’s Avani Avittam that we had arranged at the ISB.
Girish has written about the whole episode in his blog and I am sure I cannot write it as hilariously as he has done, but I’ll try to recall what happened sametime last year.
The vaathiyaar (purohit) was expected to arrive at 5:30am, so we guys got ready very early. As we guys started trickling into the venue (a friend’s place) with the characteristic veshti (dhoti) and pattai/namam (marks on the forehead), we couldn’t miss a guy who arrived with a different attire - just shorts!
He went to the vaathiyaar and asked for a poonal to which the vaathiyaar replied that just then kamokarishad japam was going to commence and he’d require the new poonal only in the next phase little knowing that this guy hadn’t asked for the new poonal but something that could be replaced, i.e. he didn’t have one to begin with! Another guy who noticed this funnily remarked, “Hey vaathiyar puthu poonal thaan da tharuvar, pazhaiya poonal laam tharamataar (the purohit issues only fresh threads)”
It was more comical to see the guy in shorts perform the actual rituals. To the people who are not aware, during these rituals, the vaathiyaar chants the manthras and directs the crowd and we all follow whatever he says or asks us to do. There is a specific one called the achamanam where the person has to use specific fingers to touch specific parts in the body; this guy just went beserk and the vaathiyaar didn’t leave him till he got it correctly.
The best was yet to come, though. Somewhere in the ceremony there comes a time when all the gods and goddesses are invoked ( sametha swami sannithou, as in karpagamba sametha kapaleeshwara swami sannithou). During this portion, every vaathiyaar goes out of the text and mentions the names of all the gods and goddesses he’s aware of and requests the crowd to invoke their family gods and godesses. As he completed the manthra and gave us the instruction, “Ava ava avaloda kuladeivatha vendikkongo (invoke your family gods), a studious guy amongst us, in his enthusiasm, repeated the directions of the vaathiyaar in the tone of a manthra. “Ava ava“, he said, little realizing at that time, he had just created the funniest moment for most of us. From then on Avani Avittam for us would always be associated with “Ava ava”.
Moments later as the vaathiyaar was giving instructions in Tamil, he wondered how many amongst us will not understand what he was saying. Another over-zealous guy tried to help the vaathiyaar and shouted to the rest of us in Tamil, “hey, yaaru yaaru kku laam Tamil theriyatho sollunga pa, naa repeat panren (whoever doesn’t understand Tamil, let me know, I’ll translate)“!!! Clearly, the strain of getting up by 4:30 am, a time which is a trifle too early to even hit the bed for a normal ISBian on an average day, was showing.
On the whole, it turned out to be the most eventful Avani Avittam that I had attended!